Thursday, January 31, 2008

Wendell--Wanted in Alleged Biscuit-Napping Scandal

News Flash Antelope, California -- A stand-off is taking place at the home of Max and Mr. Wiggins, where a visiting foster pup (purportedly the world-waddling hound Wendell U. Flopbottom) has taken the entire inventory of Mr. Wiggins Woofn' Treats hostage. The alleged biscuit burglar claims that they are all HIS HIS HIS and is threatening to devour the evidence unless he is named the official taste-tester of all future batches.

Max and Mr. Wiggins appear unconcerned (they're snoring actually) and have been encouraging pawtential patrons to continue ordering (proceeds benefit Golden Gate Basset Rescue), assuring everyone that shipments will resume promptly once the dispute has been resolved. See the Wiggins Woofn' Treats Site for all ordering details. Crumbs at 11.

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